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Surprise!

Happy 70th birthday!

Four generations: my dad (Gary), my aunt (Becky), my son (Harrison), me (Laura), my mom (Bobbi) and my grandpa (Ernie).

Happy 70th birthday to my parents!

I had the distinct pleasure of throwing a surprise birthday party – or rather, conning my aunt into doing so – for both of my parents. My dad turned 70 in May and my mom will be 70 this week.

And the surprises continue…

Do you know that this is the very first birthday party my mother has ever had?? Yep. True story. And while my dad was involved in the surprise, he too had a surprise of his own. My aunt had managed to get his cousin, Dave, and his wife Jodi, who were in town from Georgia, to come to the party unbeknownst to my dad.

From 7 weeks to 90 years, a GREAT time was had by all.

To make matters even more special, my grandfather and two of my great aunts were also on hand for the festivities, which means that Harrison had his great grandfather (he calls him Grandpa Great), a great aunt and uncle, and two great, great aunts there – not to mention many of my dad’s cousins and my cousins. How amazing is that? We also had the pleasure of seeing a new addition to the family, in my cousin, Lyndi’s new baby girl, Remi, who’s only 7 weeks old. And, we also managed to capture a pic of the four generations!

It was so wonderful to not only have a generous aunt and uncle to host the party, but also to have so many family members we haven’t seen in quite some time on hand to celebrate life – and our common grounds, of course.

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20120826-094835.jpgHow is it that we’re already at third grade? Where did the time go?

I have a feeling I’ll be saying this a lot in the coming years, right?

New school, old friends & hopefully new friends
This year our school district shifted things around. There are two schools (West and Central), and they were both K through 8.

West is literally in our backyard, and for the past three years, the neighborhood has been filled with hundreds of kids walking to and from the school. Until now.

To better even out the distribution of students, teachers and expenses, the district decided to merge the two schools, making West 6 through 8 and Central K through 5. This means, the munchkin is now headed to Central, renamed Elementary.

This, as you can imagine, caused more than a little consternation on the part of my 8-year-old. We’ve tried to reassure him that all of his friends are in the same situation. The school administration has done a good job of helping the kids get acclimated, with field trips to the ‘new’ school at the end of last year.

We’ve also tried to explain that the students who had already been at Elementary are probably just as upset. They now have all these interlopers invading their space, their school, their teachers.

And the up side of this whole thing is the possibility for new friends. 😉

All of this seemed to help, and the first two days of school went off seemingly without a hitch! Yay!!!

We’re keeping our fingers crossed for a successful year! Here’s hoping your school years will be just as good!

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Made famous by George Strait in 1995, that song immediately sprang to mind this afternoon here in 2012 as the munchkin pulled me aside, saying, “So, guess what? I did it!”

“Uh…did what?”

“Today in art class, we made a valentine. I made mine, and then turned it over and wrote: Do you like me? __ Yes __ No”

😯 Oh boy. “You did?!?!” I ask, trying to hide my smile. I couldn’t help it. I can’t believe it. He’s got guts; ya gotta give him that.

“Yep!” he says with a big grin. “Then, before she left, I ran over to her car, handed it to her and ran away.”

Shaking my head, I ask, “So, you don’t know what she checked?”

“Nope.” Long pause. “What do you think? Will she check yes or no?”

“Ummm…not sure, buddy. Guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”

“Yep. Maybe I’ll find out on Valentine’s day. ♥ That’d be cool, right?”

Yep. That’d be cool. Wow.

What a character. Where does he get this from? He’s in second grade. I certainly didn’t have the courage to ask the boys I liked in second grade if they liked me. Unbelievable. (Yes, I said boys, plural.) Hmm…maybe he gets a little of it from me, after all. Lol! 😎

Any crazy kids’ valentine stories you’d care to share? Drop me a line below and share your Common Grounds.

P.S. I played the George Strait video for the munchkin, who promptly sees the note with the yes/no boxes, opens his mouth, gasps and says, “Hey!!! That’s just like my note! Do they have any other songs about love?”

Ha! Only a few hundred thousand or so…

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And the saga continues. We went over to one of our friends’ house for New Year’s eve, and the munchkin was invited as well.

A lot of his classmates were going to be there. He wanted to know if any of his girl classmates were going to be there. I went through the girls, and he smiles and nods.

“Okay,” he says. “I’m going to use some of Daddy’s cologne then.”

Now, it was a good thing I’d just swallowed my coffee because at that pronouncement I would have spit it out all over everything! 😉

Fast forward to New Year’s eve. He did, indeed, wear cologne to the party. The next morning we asked him if any of the girls noticed he was wearing cologne. “Nope,” he said.

I asked him if he’d asked any of them to smell it to see if they liked it. His response?

“Nooo! I didn’t want them near my neck! They might try to kiss me!”

Lol! Really?!?! What a little knucklehead. Silly munchkin. And yes, we’re sooo in trouble. At least for the time being he doesn’t want the girls kissing him. Guess we should be thankful for small favors. 😉

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First off, happy New Year to you! I hope 2011 treated you well and that 2012 will be full of health, hope and happiness!

Now, on to the story. As I’ve said in the past, we’re in for trouble when it comes to the munchkin and girls. He’s seven going on 17.

While he’s been commenting on “cute” girls for quite some time now, lately, he’s been asking specific questions about dating, boyfriends/girlfriends and kissing.

For example, the other day he asks (out of the blue, I might add), “When did Daddy first kiss you? How old we’re you?” Huh?

Now, the good thing with this is that we didn’t meet until well after school, which means my answer was 23. “Twenty-three?!?!” he answers, amazed. “Wow, that’s old.”

Yep. Of course, I didn’t bother to explain that people kiss a lot younger than that. He didn’t ask me when my first kiss was, and I wasn’t about to give him any ideas that kissing was something to undertake before your 20s! Lol! 😉

Oh yes, we’re in trouble. Stay tuned for the continuing saga.

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20111126-200455.jpgYep. That’s what the munchkin called me tonight. A high school rock star.

Works for me. He can tell me I look like I’m in high school any day. 😉

You see, my mom bought me these cool jeans, we had a family date night tonight at Macaroni Grill, and I didn’t feel like straightening my hair. So, I let it go kinda wild, put on my cool new jeans & off we went. When the munchkin saw me, he said, “Mom! You look good. You look like a high school rock star!!!”

Awesome! He then informed me I should form a band. I should sing, he would dance & Daddy could play the drums. He thought we should call it: Laura & Her Boys. LOL!

Too funny! Let’s hope he continues to think I’m cool. Ha! Who am I kidding? 😉

 

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20110917-085011.jpgMy son walked over to me last night, and asked, “Mom, did you used to have boys chasing you on the playground?”

Uh…what?

“Sometimes, yes…”

To which he responded, “Did you like it?”

What?!? LOL! 😉 “Ummm…once I realized it meant they liked me. Why do you ask?”

“Oh,” he said. “A few of us boys have girls chasing us at recess. I just wondered.”

Unbelievable. Seven-year-olds?!?! Boy, are we in trouble!

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Excuse me?

20110802-083310.jpgI’ve decided it’s time to get back in shape. I know, I know, I’m asking myself the same question: How long will I stick with it this time?

*Sigh.*

I heard a scary stat recently that said women 40 and over (not quite there, but close) put on 10 pounds a year unless they exercise at least 30 minutes a day. What?!?! That can’t be right. How is that fair?

Um, what happened to age 24, is what I want to know? Where did it go and why can’t it come back around again?

The Trainer
So, I pulled out the Wii fit balance board tonight, and asked the munchkin if he wanted to do some yoga with me. Of course he was game. The child has more energy than a Duracell battery.

All is going well. I’m about 20 minutes into the groove, and the trainer (on the Wii) decides to inform me the following brilliant nugget: Flexibility and agility tend to diminish as we age.

Well thank you for that. I said, “Hey, are you telling me I’m old?” to the TV. Yes, let’s not talk about me talking back to the pretend cartoon trainer on a video game. The munchkin chimes in and says, “Well, she knew when you took a break a few minutes ago. Evidently, she knows you’re old, too.”

Yep. Thanks for that, munchkin. I love you too. 😉 Unbelievable.

What do you do to stay fit? Drop me a comment. I’d love to share our common grounds!

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Image credit: lusi

I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! Its been awhile since I’ve penned a new post, and I thought it was about time. 😉

 

I’m always worried that when receiving gifts my six-year-old won’t be as appreciative or thankful or grateful as he should be. I’ve tried to teach him how to properly express his gratitude for gifts received from relatives, and usually he does pretty well.

This is why I was so surprised on Christmas morning. He’d made it three-quarters of the way through opening his gifts from Santa when he exclaimed, “What is Santa thinking? I’ve already gotten everything I ordered. What are all the rest of these gifts?”

I was so taken aback. “‘Everything you ordered,’ huh? I didn’t know Santa accepted ‘orders’; I thought he reviewed lists. Maybe Santa decided you should get a couple of gifts you didn’t ‘order,'” I said.

“Yeah, that must be it. Huh. That’s pretty cool.”

Ahhh. The sweet sound of appreciation, thankfulness and gratitude. Job well done…for now, anyway. 😉

I hope you received all the gifts you “ordered” from Santa as well. Drop me a comment and let me know your favorite one. 😉

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Christmas ornamentDon’t you just love the holiday season? Christmas music playing, snow falling and ecstatic children anticipating gifts from Santa. Their enthusiasm is so contagious. I love it!

My munchkin can’t wait to help me wrap presents each year, and practically hops from foot to foot in anxious expectation for the festive occurrence. *Sigh.* So, each year, I drag out the bag full of wrapping paper, gift tags and bows, spread it out on the family room floor and begin the arduous process.

The munchkin’s job is simple: Select the appropriate gift tag for the person and hold the paper while I affix the tape to secure the wrapping. During this much-anticipated task this year, I had quite a bit of commentary. So, I thought, “Why keep all this fun to myself? I need to share this with you, my friend.” So here goes.

Peace

While wrapping a gift for his grandma, the munchkin selects a tag that reads: Peace. “Why’d you select that one, munchkin?” I asked him curiously, as I’d watched him pore over all his choices. He looks up at me, serious expression on his face. “Because Grandma needs some peace sometimes from playing Pokémon with me all the time,” he says while shaking his head. Too-right you are, my little man. 😉

Joy

Ironically, this year my husband and I drew each other’s names in his family’s Christmas grab bag. That works just fine for me because then we can get exactly what we want, right? 😀 As I was wrapping up our gifts, I handed mine to the munchkin and told him it was for me. He was, of course, confused at first. “Why are you wrapping a gift for yourself?” he asked. I explained about the grab bag.

“So, can you pick me out a good tag?” I asked him. He thought for a minute, and then selected a tag that read: Joy. Okay, I have to ask. “Why’d you pick that one?” “{Sigh.} Because, Mommy. Sometimes you need a little joy after dealing with Daddy and me everyday.” LOL! This one still gives me the giggles. I think I laughed for like three minutes straight. What a nutball!

Love

Now, this little snippet didn’t happen while we were wrapping presents, but I thought it was appropriate nonetheless. Every night after I tuck the munchkin into bed, I sing to him. Given it’s Christmastime, we’ve been singing nothing but Christmas songs, which I love.

The munchkin, however, has this huge heart, and he’s always been moved by music. Like me, he can well-up at the drop of a hat when he hears a song that he loves or listens to words that make him sad or happy.

His request last night, “Mommy, don’t sing any songs about Jesus tonight, okay?” “What? Why?” I ask. “Uh, that’s the whole point of Christmas?!?!” “I know, but they make me sad, and I don’t want to be sad.” (Clarification: He means that he’ll start to cry; not necessarily that he’s actually sad because of them.) “Okay, we’ll stick to the songs like Rudolph and Frosty tonight.”

After a few songs, he stops me, sits up in bed panicked and says, “Mommy. God knows that I still love him, right? Just because I don’t want to sing songs that make me sad. He knows that right?” “Yes, sweet pea. He knows.”

I wish for you and yours a blessed Christmas season with peace, joy and love.

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