A lot of his classmates were going to be there. He wanted to know if any of his girl classmates were going to be there. I went through the girls, and he smiles and nods.
“Okay,” he says. “I’m going to use some of Daddy’s cologne then.”
Now, it was a good thing I’d just swallowed my coffee because at that pronouncement I would have spit it out all over everything!
Fast forward to New Year’s eve. He did, indeed, wear cologne to the party. The next morning we asked him if any of the girls noticed he was wearing cologne. “Nope,” he said.
I asked him if he’d asked any of them to smell it to see if they liked it. His response?
“Nooo! I didn’t want them near my neck! They might try to kiss me!”
Lol! Really?!?! What a little knucklehead. Silly munchkin. And yes, we’re sooo in trouble. At least for the time being he doesn’t want the girls kissing him. Guess we should be thankful for small favors.